The next time you get a rejection letter from a company, give them a taste of their own medicine by sending your very own rejection letter for theirs. Here is a useful template for you:

Dear [name of the person who signed the rejection letter],

Thank you for your letter dated [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me the position of [state position you were rejected for].

This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [name of the company that sent you this letter]’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting job applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.

Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following my [graduation/job notice, vacation, etc. - get creative here]. I look forward to working with you.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,
[your name]