Accountant for the mob

There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob, he stole over 1 million dollars from the books. The mob boss finds out about this and sends two hitmen to his house. Since the accountant was deaf and mute his brother translated for him.

Hitman: “Where is the money?”
Accountant signs he does not know.
Brother: “He said he does not know.”
Hitman: “Tell us where the money is or we will kill your wife and kids, burn down your house, and castrate you!"

Accountant started to sweat and signs fast and furiously that the money is in a safe that is hidden in the floorboard of his closet and gives the combination.

Hitman: “Well?! What did he say?!”
Brother: “He said you don’t have the guts and you stink like a donkey’s behind.”

Comments

This is such a good story.

This is such a good story. Well I don't wanna assume that this is a true story but if it is, I adore the brother of the mute and deaf for the courage he has for saying such things to the hitman. If this is a joke, then it is also good.

They would have discovered it

They would have discovered it immediately. Well, closets can be a good place to hide something.

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