A two dollar note met a twenty dollar note and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”

The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at great restaurants, casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to Singapore for awhile, went to a couple of
concerts, to the mall, you know, that kind of stuff. How about you?”

The two dollar bill said, “You know, it’s the same old stuff for me... church, church, church.”