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Definitions of a kiss

Prof of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profi table when returned.

Prof of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof of Engineering:
Uh, what? I’m not familiar with that term.